#ANYWAY. GOOD MORNING !

[jaskierx]

‘izzy is fully redeemed because he protected the crew from ed’

guy who burned my house to the ground is fully redeemed because he helped me escape the fire

guy who ran me over is fully redeemed because he paid my medical bills

guy who caused problems on purpose is fully redeemed because he saved his own skin after realising he didn’t like what he wished for

[mydream-synopsis]

once again coming here to say: eguchi takuya i hope there’s an offer in your inbox about a role in the name of endo yamato

[carefulfears]

thinking about scully telling boggs that the afterlife may be a cold, dark place for him "but it is not for mulder" with such absolute conviction...her faith in his heart is never-ending

[chaos-has-theories]

ML AU where at some point before "Emilie's" death, Emilie and Amelie swapped places. Something something dutiful daughter and adventurous daughter, something something Emilie got bored with Gabriel while Amelie just wanted to get away from Colt Fathom.

Solution: parent trap but it's husband trap and the trap part is more literal

Emilie gets rid of Colt and gets to live a fun life with the surly son, occasionally showing up at Agreste Manor to put on the performance of her lifetime. (Remember? She was an actress!)

Amelie, who was sick after years of living under her parents' and husband's thumb gets to spend her last year chilling with a doting but distant husband and the sugar and spice and everything nice boy.

All of which to say -

Gabriel Agreste, dying of Miraculous poisoning: I want my wife Emilie to come back. I am willing to die if it means she can live in my place and take care of Adrien

Gimmi, who knows full well that his wife Emilie is currently doing a grieving widow routine on the other side of the channel, but who does not understand that Gabriel wouldn't know that: lol ok

[taniushka12]

Desperately need to write that barry / zane smut fic bc just thinking about it is giving me couvid

[itchose]

@manslaught said, "i thought to myself, 'what if i could be someone different?'"

shauna’s had the same thought herself,  but she never lets it go very far.  she can’t.   even in high school,  when she got into brown,   it was hard to let herself dream.   jackie was always there in her ear reminding her of the life they were going to live together—  shared dorm room,  shared college experience,  never moving on from each other.  something about it didn’t feel right,  though;   she didn’t know how to be without her,  but that felt like the problem,  like she needed to figure out who she was beyond her best friend.  that’s why she did the things she did,  betrayed her the way she did,  let her down the way she did.  but now,  on the other side,  she’s lost both the person she could have been when breaking free from jackie’s shadow and the person she was in it,  down to nothing now,  except for jeff’s wife.  that’s why it’s been so hard to see mikayla as driven as she is—  because after everything she’s been through,  all the time she’s lost on top of what time shauna had lost herself,  how could she get there?  and why could shauna never do the same?

she doesn’t look up at her,  only focuses down on the book she’d been reading in an effort to help mikayla along.  she wouldn’t admit it out loud,  but this has been the most thrilling her life had been in years—  a thought that threatens to reveal to shauna she’s only trapped herself in a life that wasn’t hers.  it’s someone else’s,  a role shauna’s forced to play now,  to make up for all she’s done and all she’s taken away from the person she loved most.  she’s miserable,  but she deserves it;   still,  studying,  and almost allowing herself to pretend she’s the one going to school now, after everything,  gives her the chance to feel something other than boredom for a change.

❝  and  —  doctor.   that’s what you decided?  ❞    she held back when mikayla first asked her to help her.  it seemed ridiculous,  imagining mikayla desousa of all people as a doctor.   but she quickly realized she wasn’t in a position to help,  and she needed an excuse to get away from home,  away from the mold she’d created for herself,  and mikayla was offering her the escape.  but now that she’s actually spent time with her,  even though she never really gave herself a chance to really get to know her before,  there’s something about all of this that feels off to her.   ❝  why?  no offense, but—  ❞   this time, she means it.   ❝ i don’t really get it.  honestly,  it kind of seems like you hate this,  ❞   she admits,  raising a brow to see if she’s onto something or not. 

[verdiesque]

Now tell me why on earth I woke up with the fucking. Musketeer song of all things stuck in my head

[easyboi]

i know my t levels are good again cause i'm writing something only mildly hot but the wet. good lord 💀

[beheadable]

Having the pr.oship tag blocked is fun because whenever I see something filtered I check what the post was and every time, without fail, when it’s not a selfshipper but just a random tumblr I follow, the post will be about ‘fandoms being built by freaks’ or talking about how people should use ao3’s filtration system. Sad because it is usually posts I agree with in theory, but knowing the context makes them gross

[dreamyzworldlove]

yes there is a fnaf song on the thg safe and sound playlist what about it

[caluski]

Been driving me a little bit crazy the entire week. Let's go to a fancy coffee shop and fall in love by just looking into each other's eyes

[theoldaeroplane]

worried that thing you put in your art or writing or game or music is too self-indulgent, too self-referential, too niche for anyone but yourself? fear not! you can do whatever you want forever. and you should.

[mydream-synopsis]

furin era endo tickles my brain…..

[xxplastic-cubexx]

[right to left]

STILL thinking about drunk chess actually

stupid as hell bonus:

[inkskinned]

i have a fever. let's imagine pokemon world dash discourse together. (sorry i do not have darkmode.)

🤳🏻 pokestopit reblogged team-sprocket

👻 gengaydar Follow

For the last fucking time owning a gengar is NOT graverobbing. what is actually wrong with you people

#gengar #why am i even still on this site #i don't have a gengar but like. what's even going on over there #is marowak graverobbing now too??

💅 deerlinguist reblogged givemeyourstrongestpotion

👩‍❤️‍👩 lightscreend Follow

farfetch'd is like the most edible pokemon just because he comes with his own aromatics. pop that bad boy in the oven with some oran berries.... don't mind if i do

⚧ feministforcepalm Follow

@dyketraining tags pass peer review

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🐦‍⬛ corvikite Follow

I love to hate things and people. And when I turn out to be RIGHT and that person is a DICK? All parasocial relationships are bad and evil unless I am right about hating someone and then parasocial relationships are good actually

🪐waterbubbil Follow

We all thought about the same person let's just be honest here....

🎀 contest-winrar Follow

For me it's always going to be people who keep Pokémon without any thought as to their enrichment and needs. You do not need a fucking Arcanine, you live in a studio apartment and don't walk more than a block a day. You think you want a Gardevoir but are you okay with having an unknowable creature reading your thoughts every waking moment of the day? Even while you do... the nasty?

It drives me crazy because people see a Champion and think they have the time, energy, money, and space necessary to raise a Dragon type. Unless you have generational wealth, let me spell it out for you: you do not have the funds for a Dragon type. And yes! Charizard is on that list, guys! You can't even afford to feed yourself!

📯 jessiejustlickme Follow

local tumblr user declares the poors only get rat pokemon. maybe a bug pokémon if we are very good. we must grovel in the streets amen

🎀 contest-winrar Follow

Laugh all you want but I'm serious. I have heard of someone who is living with a MR. MIME like it's her HUSBAND!!!! That's fucking GROSS. These are creatures that TRUST us and NEED us.

Did you know that most Ponyta prefer to be in a herd? Are you going to have the space for that? Did you know that if you don't properly care for certain fire species their flame goes out? Sure, they're cute when they're small: but unless you're a rancher or a Gym Leader... I'm sorry. You're gross to me if you think otherwise. I hate people like that.

And for the record, rat and bug Pokémon are very valuable from an ecological standpoint. They hold an extremely important niche. People like you would rather they be hunted to extinction because they're pests, not pretty. It's disgusting.

🐦‍⬛ corvikite Follow

anybody in this thread smoke weed

#NOT THE RATS FOR THE POOR PEOPLE... GIRLLLLLL #the thing is they're not like... wrong.... #like i agree with the sentiment #my friend tried to get a slyveon just by like. playing catch a few times #.... like you do need to try.... #also fyi i have a large species so i'm biased #grovyle my baby . my man. u are costing me like so much in pokepuffs per month

👁‍🗨 badsol

why are we all talking about what pokemon to eat tonight lmafo

#.... obviously jigglypuff. homegirl is 90% cotton candy

🪅 feebassguitar reblogged metrognome

🫖 sinisteacher Follow

Like okay I got into science because I love to learn but the more I find out about how we've classified Pokémon types the more insane I feel. What do you mean there's no singular true indicator? What do you mean that there are several conditions which completely alter their base type?

Literally today my lab partner and I got into a very serious discussion about Luxray. That thing is a fuckking dark type!!!!! I'm sorry!!! I don't care what Bulbapedia says!!!! anyway i threw a pokeball at him and it swallowed him whole and now i'm going to jail for unlawful imprisonment of a TA

🍙 thesandwichking Follow

there's something, like, very dystopian about the idea that if u put an ugly hat on ur favorite little creature it changes like. the DNA. like. do other pokemon look at what you've done and cower? that's their friend... similar but changed... forever having known a life that is entirely alien to them...

🐳 wailordsupreme Follow

.... Are we going to ignore that OP swallowed a human into a ball???

#yes we are. #my friend loves those hats but I think they're so ugly #and stupid #if i wanted a specific type imma get that type..... #typesetting #show james

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👑 lemmegrabmyballs Follow

ROUND 5 of 6 (see blog for more)

PLEASE REBLOG FOR VISIBILITY:

✍️ dreepydrabbles reblogged ash-hole

☠️ marrowhackoff Follow

just saw someone say writing omegaverse fanfic of your pokemon is bestiality. ma'am this is the monster fucking site. you should be grateful that it's only omegaverse.

#the things i've seen would melt your eyebrows clean off your face #..... typhlosion they could never make me hate you baby #i know that's not what's in your heart

🪽 honey-tree-skies reblogged gymcrawler

🐛 youngstirjoey Follow

Okay say what you will. But shorts really are comfy and easy to wear

🛀🏽 intimidatecutsyourattack Follow

Sorry bud. But. Investing at 3 notes

🐛 youngstirjoey Follow

don't do this to me. i h avue a wife . and chi ld

[hinamie]

i don't normally participate in these redraw challenges but it's megumi so i'll make an exception